literally a five headed dragon

(previously sammyisachubby12yearold)
my name is cría and i like a lot of things but mainly this chick and these dorks

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


Transparent Spideypool here to defend your blog against baddies.


Transparent Spideypool here to defend your blog against baddies.


guardians of the galaxy (x) + the avengers

"so what if it’s better than 11%?" 


Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh


Since I ALWAYS get asked if Deadpool and Spiderman will be in a series together I asked Marvel editor Jordan D White and he set up a challenge for you all

You want a Deadpool/Spiderman series? White says you’ll get one if you can prove you’ll buy one. To do that, ask for it by:

E-mailing Marvel at

Tweeting Marvel at @marvel

If you go to conventions ask for it at panels

All you need to say in your e-mail or tweet is that you want a Deadpool/Spiderman series. Don’t call it spideypool because only the Deadpool team knows what that is but feel free to tag it as #spideypool

It’s in your hands, guys, if it doesn’t get made then everyone who didn’t at least tweet or e-mail is to blame.


I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Dan and Phil LICK RACE (x)




"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

Pros and cons of making food

Pros: food

Cons: making


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